gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

branstahk:

they’re casting

oberyn martell right now

let us pray

Things NOT to talk about on a first date

averii-carmichaels-day-off:

- Butts

Um what else are you supposed to talk about

kipsley:

*raps nervously* don’t be mean to my friends *fumbles with the mic* i’ll kick your ass *starts crying* i’ll kick your ass so hard *breaks down in tears* n-nigga…

nintendofunclub:

remember when people used to argue over pirates or ninjas being better

do you remember 2006