date someone who uses their turn signal
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
- fenris: mage? slaver? i don't give a fuck. i'll fuck anyone up
- fenris: *does a sick lyrium ghost move and gets his arm stuck in a wall*
- fenris: if anyone dares even breathe a word about anders...
Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure